@modestjune: What kind of bears don't have teeth? Gummi bears. ;)
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@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
@PatsHoppedUp: Doc: Maam, due to the accident your daughter cant... Mom: Cant what?! D: She cant even. She literally cannot even. M: *single tear falls*
@Shock_Monster: Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter
@sixfootcandy: My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me.