@HitsBelowBelt: What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?
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@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day
@robdelaney: Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?
@jp_mcdade: Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead.