@cbme69: What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!
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@ohen39: [having girl over] me: I work from home her: I thought u were a wildlife photographer *loud lion noises from bedroom* me: ignore that
@ClassicMegan: If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster. I'm serious. Let that demon go. You're freaking everybody out.
@Reverend_Scott: [Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong.