@cbme69: What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!
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@murrman5: [wife talking to me on phone 45 mins after I go to play poker at friends house] "stop crying for a second...what do you mean you lost me?"
@neiltyson: Now that robots move their limbs smoothly and with grace, I wonder how we’re supposed to imitate them on the dance floor.
@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.