@cbme69: What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!
@bridger_w: Sad thing is, they probably never even gave it a chance
@jimmytorosian: Simon: I wrote a song
Garfunkel: *reads lyrics*
Garfunkel: "I am a rock. I am an island" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends
@theDUDE___: When I die , I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume.
@causticbob: knights of the ikea table
@UncleDuke1969: Will is weary of fame
Will runs away to the woods
Will dons a loincloth
Will eats bugs & berries
Will befriends a bear