@cbme69: What man can make three meals and snacks out of one fish all day? I call bullshit!
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@jackiembouvier: If I ever go missing, put up fliers saying I left a dog in a hot car so people will actually look for me.
@KeetPotato: "chill before serving" is the best advice I can think of if you're an angry waitress
@decentbirthday: God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No