@Hormonella: What North Korea really needs is a decent haircut.
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@cm_rutvik: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. Anyone who bought WiFi please google "Fatal Engine Error:38" & come to Cockpit ASAP. Thanks
@BraandoCommando: [Gates of Hell] Me: ah fuck, was it because I killed that guy and kept driving? Hell’s Gatekeeper: no *flips papers on clipboard* says here you were forgiven for that Me: supposebley, you can- Hell’s Gatekeeper: that, that right there, that’s why
@PAPPADEMAS: shame on Kellyanne Conway for attempting to politicize the Bowling Green massacre, in which I was killed
@Underchilde: “There’s no use crying over spilt milk.” Unless you spill it on a winning Powerball ticket, then you should probably cry.