@RdrJay47: What part of this $7.50 Wal Mart T-shirt makes you think I'd like to see the wine list?
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@EJGomez: teacher: "there are no stupid questions" me: "ya ok but why isnt the plural of moose, meese"
@stephenjmolloy: *after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: "Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"
@DiamondLou69: Pink has done surprisingly well as a solo artist ever since her and Floyd split up.