@RdrJay47: What part of this $7.50 Wal Mart T-shirt makes you think I'd like to see the wine list?
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@ClichedOut: I picked up carry-out and the guy asked if I wanted to leave a tip. Yeah. Offer delivery.
@JB4Realz: I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog.
@kibblesmith: Hold up how is Popeye strong enough to squeeze a metal can of spinach into his mouth BEFORE he's eaten the spinach