@michel_lesann: What psycho decided it was a good idea for kids to hunt for chocolate easter eggs right when the spring thaw reveals all the dog poop?
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@GensPlace: When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
@ThaJawn: Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football..
@badbanana: I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying.