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@trevso_electric: What rhymes with "hug me"?
@TrueTorontoGirl: My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.
@Underchilde: Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
@NotthatAdamWest: I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max.
@REnlightenment: Unless you've studied Nazism at a Nazi university and you've read Mein Kampf (in German), your criticism of Nazism isn't valid
@Book_Krazy: My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized