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@noog: "What sins have you committed?"
Well...
[20 minutes later]
... finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father?
*vomiting sound*

“What sins have you committed?”
Well…
[20 minutes later]
… finally fit my whole fist up there. I shit you not. Father?
*vomiting sound*

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