@Beatonm5: what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????
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@lisaxy424: [in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*
@Sassafrantz: Being possessed would be cool because you could turn your head all the way around to say "wrong hole"
@desusnice: i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name
@KizerBillhelm: My friend just ordered a kale and quinoa salad and a side of eggplant fries and now I'm blinded by whiteness.