@Beatonm5: what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????
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@SteveSuckington: [bleeding out] ER Doctor: do you know your blood type? ME: I've never really thought about it TBH. As long as it has a good personality
@PhuckinCody: [walks into interview wearing light up Sketchers] WALMART INTERVIEWER: whoa I didn't know corporate was coming
@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.