@Beatonm5: what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????
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@XplodingUnicorn: [Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia.
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