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@michaeljhudson: What sound does a cow make?
"Moooo"
Good, a duck?
"Quack"
Good, how about a seal?
"My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy

What sound does a cow make?
“Moooo” 
Good, a duck?
“Quack”
Good, how about a seal?
“My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy

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