@Lance_Said_This: What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
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@lazerdoov: Maybe Gotye was an actual goat that sold it's soul for the chance to be a human with a hit song and now he is back to just being a goat
@Pork_Chop_Hair: (my funeral) Spouse, crying: I'll miss you, my love. Your with the angels now. Ghost me, whispering in his ear: *you're S: Oh ffs!
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to.