@sgothreau: What the hell Hollywood? I've never had to rub blood between my fingers to know that it's blood.
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@stacetoned: If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you.
@JonasPolsky: I was about to commit suicide, but then a Nicki Minaj song came on the radio -- so I committed suicide twice.
@therealeatwood: KING ARTHUR: …and that is our noble quest. REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that’s not really… R: Got it
@WilliamAder: Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off.