@mrjohntofu: What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book.
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@beefman138: *Brings pen to sword fight* Guy with sword : What's that? Me : Tis mightier! *Gets beheaded*
@Lisa_Laughs_: Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter
@underfleeker: I put a potato down my pants to impress a girl. Next time I'll put it down the front.