@mrjohntofu: What the world needs is a self help movie, cause lets face it, most of us won't buy the book.
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@liv_thatsme: Obama's not stupid. If he's spying, he's going to do it through an appliance Trump actually uses: the tanning bed.
@silvertongue37: I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse.
@mlccm: Dear god, please let me have sex at least as often as adobe or java needs an update. Everyday.
@LostCatDog: Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown