@Fred_Delicious: What was that movie where the guy shrunk his kids then told his wife about it
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@DaddyJew: 8: I want the new iPhone Me: you've never had a phone so you have to start with one of these 8: what's this? Me: 2 cans and a string
@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.
@robyn_vo: Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank.