@kashanacauley: What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.
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@WakeVII: Thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 15 min before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a squirrel.
@myvisable: If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.
@dreamthievin: Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.