@kashanacauley: What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.
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@dshack8: Wife: We get 1 "cheat meal" on our diet. I want tacos. What do you want? Me: The waitress. …And that’s why I’m not getting laid tonight.
@brendohare: Enough is enough. It is time for Sea World to step up and finally do something about the horrible whale who splashes everyone
@BradBroaddus: My aunt's ex-boyfriend's mailman's brother said it on Facebook so I don't think any further research is necessary.