@TheTweetOfGod: What would Jesus do? Today, take Mary out to Olive Garden.
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@SatansTongue: *walks in stumbling* Jesus, Paul how much have you had?!? "Just a couple shots" Oh that's not bad then *flashback to Paul injecting heroin*
@The_MartiniGirl: Getting caught under your desk and coming up with nothing in your hand is always so hard to explain.
@NotOnTheMoors: I have a male dead set on getting into my pants. It's the cat and my knickers drawer, but still.