@SirEviscerate: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?"
Probably my tendency to stalk and murder people who won't hire me.
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@DevilryFun: Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit.
@kamiekaymee: Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills.
@DocBrown21: My next tattoo will be "helvetica" written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her
@LoveNLunchmeat: When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal.
@MooseAllain: I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences.
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