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@longwall26: "Whatcha inventing?"
"I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack."
"Can I bring my kids?"
"Sure."

“Whatcha inventing?”
“I call it a picnic. It’s a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack.”
“Can I bring my kids?”
“Sure.”

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