@tarashoe: whatcha thinkin bout
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@One2thTEXAN: My signature move, is pulling on a push only door, when attempting to get it for a woman.
@runolgarun: saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side
@WilliamAder: It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.