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@QwertyJones3: "What'd you do this weekend?"

I was shooting craps.

"Oh you went to a casino?"

*flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

“What’d you do this weekend?”

I was shooting craps.

“Oh you went to a casino?”

*flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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