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@pakalupapito: whatever floats ur goat
@ericsshadow: How to cure a headache
1. Drink a glass of water.
2. Take 10 deep breathes.
3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.
@Brentweets: You say potato, I say get the hell out of my bathroom
@OrignalceQueen: When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark
15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then
@WilliamAder: When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5.
@QwertyJones3: Dearly beloved, we are gathered together before God & these witnesses to observe the following: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19