@lazerdoov: Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers
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@Fickle_Filly: You know it's time to quit smoking when you laugh at a tweet and you sound like Muttley.
@frankzulla: "How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess? "How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men?
@ThePocketJustin: Why isn't there ghost dinosaurs? They didn't all finish their business. They didn't know the comet was coming.
@rmfnord: Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch.