@theshantilly: Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of
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@JasonLastname: Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet
@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
@highxpectation2: No one realizes when someone says, "The last thing I wanna do is hurt you," that basically implies: there is a list, hurting you is on it.
@WigCannon: your call is important to us. like, super important. we all bought new outfits for this call. dave is wearing a wig