@theshantilly: Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of
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@Kyle_Lippert: If you put your face really close to a neck tattoo & slowly pull away, you can see a hidden design of the unemployment office.
@KevinFarzad: To everyone with a motorcycle: your motorcycle is very loud & we are all very proud of you.
@just1fool: The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would.
@fillthevacuum: *died in your arms tonight* *stuffed in your trunk tomorrow* *buried in the woods the day after that*