@Ellierocks2013: Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@cosminaut: I'm pretty big on body art *pulls up sleeve to reveal tattoo of a hoof with "Hoof-arted" written underneath*
@Pundamentalism: I've got butterflies in my stomach this morning, and a lifetime ban from the Entomology section at the Natural History Museum.
@BCMontgo: Me: I'll definitely do it tomorrow. Morgan Freeman: He wouldn't. Me: *chasing Morgan out of my house with broom* Why are you here again?
@DudeInABearSuit: If we are talking and I reach up and slowly turn my bear suit head around backward, our conversation is over.