@BlairLoudly: Whatever Mom, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!
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@wolfpupy: the blood of the innocent will run in the streets? maybe it should get a car or at least use the sidewalk
@heytherecore: [Dinner with GF's parents] Thank you for having me over, can I use the bathroom? "MAY I use the bathroom" *slams fists down* I ASKED FIRST
@pleatedjeans: [junkyard dog barking viciously and running directly at me] Me: Wow he must really want me to pet him
@_LUMP: People in Arab nations are still wondering what all the western world hub bub about hump day and camel toe is about.