@causticbob: Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood
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@iinkedZombie: 5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son
@wettbutt: heres law school: "sustained" is basically "settle down beavis." "overruled" also means "settle down beavis," but to the other guy instead
@briangaar: DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?