@Raahael: "Whatever you do in bed, Sealy supports it". Clearly whoever came up with that ad doesn't watch CSI.
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@CheryeDavis: This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said "No thanks I'll walk"
@crushingbort: They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people
@Parentpains: "I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist." - People who haven't spent time with me yet.
@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.