@tastefactory: "What're you in for?" "I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."
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@Marlebean: Getting dressed, Makeup is looking good, Awesome hair day, Feeling great about myself! Put on my glasses.... Damn it!
@Fred_Delicious: Age 8 - "I can achieve anything" 18 - "should I buy a lobster farm?" 28 - "if you are watching this then I have been killed by lobsters"
@JamesCoolie: The problem with Quotes on #Twitter is that... it is so difficult to tell if they are Genuine - William Shakespeare