@KevinFarzad: What's being in love feel like? You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway? Almost as good as that.
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@bridger_w: When I die, please bury me wrapped in a sheet. That way I won't have to look for one when I become a ghost
@thepunningman: I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.