@undeadmolly: What's going on under there? Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman
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@Quartzjixler: Me: A coworker called me 'Papa Hemingway' today. Her: Because of your beard? Me: Well it wasn't because of my Nobel in Literature.
@truegritrumble: "How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?" -Cats
@AsgardianRose: Happy one month anniversary to whatever is inside that Tupperware bowl in the back of the fridge!