@HousewifeOfHell: What's it called when you're anxious enough to be a Helicopter Mom, but really, really lazy? A Blimp Mom? Yeah, I'm that.
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@juliussharpe: Management tip - only hire bald guys. They don't have anything going on besides work.
@TheMichaelRock: Breaking News: Radio Shack is closing 1,100 stores nationwide. Even Breakier News: I can't believe there's 1,100 Radio Shack's.
@3_livi: I seriously hate it when a couple starts having an argument in front of you. They could have least waited until I got dressed and left.