@HousewifeOfHell: What's it called when you're anxious enough to be a Helicopter Mom, but really, really lazy? A Blimp Mom? Yeah, I'm that.
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@MrSpoonicorn: i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle
@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.
@HeatherAntos: Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black