@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."
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@TheTweetOfGod: "God is good all the time!" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes.
@AbbyHasIssues: The only way an adult coloring book could help calm my stress is if it was somehow edible.
@cloudypianos: everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades
@dubiousrhetoric: Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt.