@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."
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@erica_rosie: Working hard at building up my self confidence! (that's what I named my new Lego set)
@RocketRankoon: "So, do you play any instruments?" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*
@joe_binkley: Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio.