@ericarhodes: "What's it like being a female comic?" "Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."
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@protolalia: I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough.
@OneFunnyMummy: Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone.
@juliussharpe: A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire.