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@QwertyJones3: What's that?

"It's my pet rock."

Why does it look sad?

DWAYNE JOHNSON: I'm hungry.

What’s that? 

“It’s my pet rock.”

Why does it look sad? 

DWAYNE JOHNSON: I’m hungry.

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