@thats_a_morey: What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret
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@TheMichaelRock: Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have? 6yo: $60 Me: That's correct, son.
@RickAaron: 2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics
@mandysparklerxo: You'll never say "wrong hole" more often than when you're trying to help a toddler put on gloves.