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@Sickayduh: "What's that?"
- My new boss. He's very deciduous"
"Decisive?"
- Nope. I carved him from a potted tree.
*squirrel peeks out of his mouth*

“What’s that?”
– My new boss. He’s very deciduous”
“Decisive?”
– Nope. I carved him from a potted tree.
*squirrel peeks out of his mouth*

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