@autocorrects: What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? oh yeah imagination
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@Shock_Monster: So, when I wear my phone clipped to my belt & a fanny pack, I'm a douche.nnBatman does it & it's a bad-ass utility belt. nnnDouble standard.
@squidswards: Teachers are sometimes like an alarm clock. They won't shut up when you're trying to sleep.
@jannable9: Kate who dumped me at junior school now wants me to like her interior decorating Facebook page. How the tables have turned Kate.
@KeetPotato: "we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry" ha, hes always wandering off "no he.." *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back