@iQuoteComedy: What's that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination.
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@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.
@dietredbull: If we had gender equality we'd ALL give birth through our ass. And no more Men from Mars & Women from Venus, everyone would be from Uranus.
@SaraMansford: Maybe artists wouldn't be so starving all the time if they'd just eat all that fruit they're always painting.