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@thepunningman: "What's that?"
I call it a 'knife'
"Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"
Gregory, I am about to blow your mind

“What’s that?”
I call it a ‘knife’
“Wow, that’s the best thing since bread!”
Gregory, I am about to blow your mind

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