@ChrisThayerSays: what's the deal with "airplane food?" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel.
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@myles_morrison: Any girl who says she's not the jealous type will change her tune when another girl phones you drunk at 3am.
@KBChicken75: Stop fingering it and put it in your mouth is not the best choice of words when speaking to your teenager about her dinner.. I know this now
@SocialustGal13: News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me.