@causticbob: What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round.
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@elynnbarlow: Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound.
@TheKrisWilson: A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.
@IcyAndSpicy: Saw a tweet about foods to help your sex life. I need sex to help my sex life, not food.