@causticbob: What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round.
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@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.
@Tormny_Pickeals: *passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live
@myonlymizztake: Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
@DanMentos: Gene Hackman is my favorite actor whose name sounds like a job description at Monsanto