@Cali_Kid_Mike: What's the downside of house arrest?
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@andylassner: So proud watching my son fight invisible monsters in the outfield while the ball rolls right past him.
@notalogin: Headline: "Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds". AKA, "My eye is up here".
@LeBearGirdle: *Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?