@causticbob: what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy
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@LoveNLunchmeat: upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case
@TheAdly: All the good ones are taken. All the funny ones are fat. All the smart ones are ugly. All the ones with all of the above are fictional.
@treydayway: I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino.