@causticbob: what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy
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@jngraphs: Me: Nice new car, boss Boss: Well, if you set yourself targets, work hard, stay focused, next year I'll be able to buy an even better one
@DrawingShadows: I am going to make millions when I finally finish developing this iPhone app that tells you when the traffic light turns green.
@thejessbess: (interviewer): do you have any questions? (me): ya can a werewolf bite really kill a vampire?