@causticbob: what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy
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@YayForJam: Order a pizza then act confused when it arrives. "A delivery for Aaron? Aarons DEAD. He DIED ordering a pizza in this house 10 years ago"
@Kyle_Lippert: Fun fact: the person who said "If you love something let it go" died alone, surrounded by 342 cats.
@rachelle_mandik: the small child points to my head and chants, i want a balloon, i want a balloon, but changes her tune when i let my head float free
@david8hughes: Customer: is it 4 wheel drive? Me [counting the wheels]: yeah Customer: no like can it go off-road? Me [looking around showroom]: well yeah