@omerwahaj: What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?
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@Gilmatic: *nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs
@TheDizzyBeauty: Thank God for semi colon's. How would I have ever been able to flirt if they didn't exist?
@J0hnnyBlaze: Home Alone is my favorite movie about how child neglect and bad parenting is hilarious
@therealeatwood: ME: [spraying hose to make a rainbow over a bear trap] WIFE: stop trying to trap a leprechaun ME: I really want a pot of gold or some cereal