@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
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@2014longview: If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you.
@blade_funner: Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison.
@briangaar: And I don't want to hear people from imaginary places like Finland telling me that 57 degrees isn't cold, save it for the elves, Santa
@Playing_Dad: As we develop robots, we should make them out of pretzels or cotton candy that way if they become self aware we could just eat them