@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
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@kcmoore51: I hate when my wife says her friend at work "got flowers again today" and I have to kill that chick's husband.
@GaryJanetti: I hope one day to have the chance to whisper "what's she doing here?" to the person next to me at a funeral.