@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
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@jtrulez: Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again.
@SkinnerSteven: I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat
@butterwolf: I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card.
@AristotlesNZ: The obvious way to smuggle drugs past a drug sniffing dog would be to hide it in another dog's ass.