@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@markleggett: People who say that they don't have time for my bullshit need to learn how to manage their time better. Wake up an hour earlier.
@causticbob: I can't see those guns made on 3D printers catching on. If HP make the cartridges, it will be cheaper to buy an AK-47.
@INandONyourMIND: I tell my daughter she has no idea how lucky she is. When I was 12, I had to use a pay phone and walk 10 miles in the snow to get weed
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose "baby weight" is to have the baby.