@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@bobvulfov: absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys
@ImaFlyontheWall: If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore.
@ComedicBust: [role playing in bed as pirates] Me: Arggh, I want that booty. Her: *giggling* Mmmk Me: [takes out a map] Now if we cross the Atlantic...
@david8hughes: Being a parent is the most rewarding job in the world. Unless you have a job where the reward is, for example, getting paid.