@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
@Brentweets: So nice of the Oscars to give this tribute to Selma then not nominate it for anything
@warmyellowlight: me: *buys condoms, tampons, lice shampoo, adult diapers, yeast infection cream, an enema and a pregnancy test* cashier: would u like a bag