@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@jwoodham: The best vacation? Close your eyes and throw a dart at a map. Where did it land? Doesn't matter. Just keep your eyes closed and go to sleep.
@OrangeFact: [Date] ME: I hope you like your wine dry HER: But of cour- umm that's just a glass of raisins ME: *mouth full of raisins* it's weally dwy
@chuuew: The inventor of rock, paper, scissors must have been an extremely dangerous man if he considered paper a weapon.