@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@FeralCrone: 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.
@N0pantz: Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler just threw her teddy bear out of her crib like she works for United Airlines.