@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@shelbyfero: My safe word is "keep going." It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!
@TheMichaelRock: HR wants me to give myself a self evaluation. This will be the first and last time they make this mistake.
@LaziestCanine: [on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear