@SteveSuckington: What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.
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@CornOnTheGoblin: "do you have any pets" [remembers girls like sensitive guys] a cat "what's his name" [remembers girls also like tough guys] missile launcher
@TheDrunkStory: "I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober." - Florida State
@tchrquotes: If you're filling a glass up and stop halfway, it's half full. If you're emptying a glass and stop halfway, it's half empty. You're welcome
@Donna_McCoy: Omg what a weekend - I don't need to eat again for the rest of this year. Is that cheesecake?