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@Sickayduh: "What's this ticket, officer?"
- Loitering
"I didn't drop trash"
- No. Loitering.
"You talk funny"
- It's not-
"I'm putting this on Twoiter"

“What’s this ticket, officer?”
– Loitering
“I didn’t drop trash”
– No. Loitering.
“You talk funny”
– It’s not-
“I’m putting this on Twoiter”