@biorhythmist: "What's up?" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction.
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@JustDontBugMe: When I found out that my neighbour is allergic to cats I bought one And I have never seen him since.
@thenatewolf: Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks "how loud is the vroom?" they ask "what's the vroomage?"