@3sunzzz: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?!
~me, drunk, at a wax museum
@pplwtching: If you're not supposed to have sex in an elevator, why are the ceilings mirrored?
Now security is showing me out.
@nthonyswan: Are rhetorical questions really necessary?
@dankashane20: Why would you chase a waterfall? They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
@shawnspree: Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34.
@Underchilde: I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack.