@3sunzzz: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE SILENT TREATMENT?!
~me, drunk, at a wax museum
@TylerComeOn: Stomach: I'm hungry.
Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting.
Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL.
@MandiAtRandom: Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth...and drink all the vodka inside.
It seems to help
@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
@OVO_Ty15: Do we really have to hear Adam Levine talk about how he used to have acne problems? That poor guy.. how'd he ever survive.
@ruinedpicnic: some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life