@primawesome: What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it? Who are these iron-mouthed warriors?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Talkative_Julie: It's not like I can let everyone on facebook know that I am actually a sexually deprived, unshaven, drunken mess. So I tell everyone here.
@fro_vo: a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line
@thatUPSdude: [first date] Me: You into role playing? Her: Kinky, what do you have in mind? Me: You fake a heart attack and we get our meal for free.