@_sleepysmile: What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?
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@juliussharpe: If a non-profit accidentally makes a profit they must be like, "Guys we totally suck at losing money."
@Steelers1972: Took the batteries out of the smoke detector to use in my remote cause I would rather die in a fire than have to get up & change the channel
@crunchenhancer: She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about....